My first day on the Internet

It's storming. A perfect opportunity to explore the wonders of the internet.

I woke up 9.00 hours to take a piss. Oh the joys of pissing in the morning. After that, I lay down and fell asleep for another 2 hours. By then, it was too late to go to college. I went outside to throw away some garbage, and got hooked by a gust of wind. The wind continued Dempsey Rolling the shit out of me, and I barely managed to throw away the garbage, but I payed dearly for it.

Back indoors, I felt I deserved a nice, warm bowl of oatmeal, and whilst recuperating from my heavy battle in the garden, I decided to do something useful, like watching some Cowboy Bebop. Realizing the first half of the day was truly becoming useless, I decided to work a little bit on my article and my bachelor thesis for college. But... here I am, creating a blog. Well... there's still some time left to do something productive with this day. I just need to put my all into it. I mean, it's only 13.00 here, so not all is lost.

kbai